YOOOOO I FINISHED A WIG TODAY
YOOOOO I FINISHED A WIG TODAY
I went in on Monday to get STD tests done, since it had been about a year since I’d last had them, and they told me they’d call me if anything was wrong, but send me a letter with the results otherwise.
So today at work I get a missed call from the clinic and immediately panic, because I have no idea what I could possibly have caught. Call the clinic back, the nurse who called me isn’t available. I play phone tag with them for a bit…
…to eventually find that all my tests are negative, they just called because I also have a yeast infection.
THANKS FOR SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME, CLINIC.
What do you mean the doors stuck, try jiggling the handle.
The only logical conclusion to draw from this scene is that Pacha’s family either a) is amazingly resourceful in a pinch, or b) had an emergency plan in place to get rid of unwanted visitors.
Either way, they are badass.
I’m now into the 5th day of this cold and it’s not showing any signs of improving…my dad has bronchitis and I’m afraid that’s what this is turning into, but as much as I try to make good decisions to prevent that, my body won’t let me sleep more than 4-5 hours at a time and then I cant’t get back to sleep. And I still have to go to work, and this week traffic’s been even more horrific than usual so it’s like a 1.5-hour commute each way.
I want to cry.
Common Myths About Bisexuality from the lovely personal memoir in a web comic format “Jesus Loves Lesbians, Too” by bi blogger & author Maria Burnham (writer/memoirist) and Maggie Siegel-Berele (comic artist).
Remember Bisexuals are just people who can ♥ people of SAME/SIMILAR Gender as themselves + can ♥ people of DIFFERENT Genders/Gender Presentations from themselves.
All the rest of it about must be Exactly 50%/50%; can’t be/can’t ♥ trans/genderqueer people; the 3 C’s: Confused; Closeted + sex-Crazed; must always be poly + can’t be monogamous; yadda, yadda, yada, are just hooey + nonsense made up by haters and fools.
I usually don’t reblog stuff like this because this is my art blog but this hit close to home and reminded me of so many conversations that made me feel like garbage.
It always makes me see red when I see lesbians (and gay men) treating bisexuals this way. I don’t think I can even type too much more without quickly reaching a point where I just smash my head into the keyboard.
Had a date over the weekend with a woman I met recently, and I decided to give her a heads-up in advance that I’m in a poly relationship with a guy. It was kind of absurd how relieved I was that she had no issues with either of these things; I’d been really nervous since revealing the poly and bi thing at the same time opens up all sorts of opportunities for people to buy into the stereotypes.
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
Most original one yet.
…Well, that took a turn I didn’t expect
AHHHH IT’S AN ABY
I FUCKING LOVE ABYS
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me
this whole thread is why it took me like six months of my current relationship before I finally admitted to loving him
because I didn’t trust my own feelings to be what I thought they were
lean-mean-epicene replied to your post “I actually thought that “monosexism” was the assumption that people can/must only be sexually attracted to one gender, thereby erasing asexuals, bisexuals, pansexuals, and polysexuals.”I think monosexism refers to how “bisexual” is avoided in media (showing bi characters as male-attracted with a female-attracted stage) or the expectation of the same outcome for real-life bi folks but idk if that’s not just queered misogyny
again, let’s push back against this though and consider the many, varied respectful depictions of lesbians - oh wait. Wait, there aren’t that many and how many lesbian characters have romantic and sexual relationships with men - not based on societal pressures such as homophobia - but often in a very vague faux-liberal “the heart wants what it wants” when that literally almost always translates into “have a lesbian fall in love with a man”
What that means outside of media is that every woman, every single woman in the world is expected to center and prioritize romantic and sexual relationships with men and her failure to do so is immediately taken as being an “unwoman”
"Chasing Amy" immediately comes to mind…I was really conflicted about that movie because yeah, I want there to be more openly bisexual characters, and yeah, sexuality can be fluid, and yeah, the movie did point out the kind of bi hate that exists in the queer community, which I appreciated. Buuuuut at the same time, this was a situation where a character identified as a straight up lesbian and the only apparent purpose for the change was so that the protagonist could have his dream girl. Like, IIRC, literally the only man she’d ever loved was that guy. Total wish fulfillment. Like her orientation was actually "lesbian, except for this special snowflake dude over here."
And of course the whole plot was written by a straight dude, so all the conclusions should really be taken with a grain of salt anyway.
I figure most of you following me already know this, but a basic sex ed tip for those who don’t: “vagina” only refers to the hole and what’s inside it! The external genitals overall (including the clitoris, labia, etc.) are called the “vulva.”
ugh it drives me up the wall when people mix this up
like in porn tags where it’ll say “licking vagina”
or when people talk about “vajazzling”
We have this cinnamon swirl bread that I thought would be really good, but it turns out the cinnamon swirl part is the really gooey kind that sort of oozes out of the bread like someone hawked a loogie in the loaf.
I gag just thinking about taking a bite of something like that. Soooo there goes a whole fucking loaf of bread.
I’m currently debating between Zuul!Dana and a fashion interpretation of the Glow Cloud.
*white dude voice* Let’s take a look at the dictionary definition, shall we?
Are you implying the dictionary is incorrect?
Silencing level over 9000
No, I’m implying that ignoring the context of a situation to focus on the literal language used rather what’s being said is often irrelevant and pedantic, kinda like your comment here~
Also the fact that privileged folks like to ignore/deny the fact that the dictionary was, in fact, written by other privileged people and therefore has a high likelihood of being biased in its definitions.