At least when that question was asked it was over Facebook instead of in real time
so I could tone down my knee-jerk response which was FUCK NO
dude, I know you mean well, but
that is NOT the way to diffuse tension between me and your lady
in fact it would be kind of the opposite
please think these things through before you ask me them
that might have just been a self-fulfilling prophecy
PSA in case you are feeling sad I am now building two tags called “instagiggle” and “happy squee” filled with things that are hilarious and heartwarming, respectively.