jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

(via myfreecats)

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

This pisses me off every time I see it.  Fuck you, Florida.

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

This pisses me off every time I see it.  Fuck you, Florida.

(via goforturtles)

So I made this Facebook post about how I should do a cosplay photoshoot sometime since I won’t be able to wear my Jareth costume to Norwescon. Carson commented that I should get our friend Dana to do the shoot - her niche is boudoir photography, but she can do a lot of other great stuff too.  So then the dude jumps in with “I would say my friend over at X studio is superior. :)”

Dude.  Do you really not get how rude that was?  I got onto him about it and tried to de-awkwardize the situation in the comments, but gatdamn. He genuinely had no idea he was being rude and thought the smiley face would “soften the blow” instead of coming off as passive-aggressive.

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

image

this is a fucking bee

image

this is a fucking hornet

image

this is a fucking wasp

image

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(via ficsandteamakeahappyme)

chongthenomad:

insolencing:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

um guys… i wished for the guy i liked to like me back, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE ASKED ME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY LIKE WHAT THE ACTUALL LEGIT FUCK!?!?!?!??!

i reblogged this at the beginning of the year wishing for a job and well by the end of january i got an interview and was hired on the spot so yeah

Sure, why the hell not, I wish the clinic job I applied for would call me because DAMMIT I WOULD BE AMAZING AT THAT JOB

chongthenomad:

insolencing:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

um guys… i wished for the guy i liked to like me back, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE ASKED ME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY LIKE WHAT THE ACTUALL LEGIT FUCK!?!?!?!??!

i reblogged this at the beginning of the year wishing for a job and well by the end of january i got an interview and was hired on the spot so yeah

Sure, why the hell not, I wish the clinic job I applied for would call me because DAMMIT I WOULD BE AMAZING AT THAT JOB

(via seananmcguire)

Dag, yo.

The trailer came out today for Gone Girl, a movie whose substance I care nothing about, but large parts of which were filmed in my hometown.

I’ve spent the last couple of years not really caring whether I return there or not.  I’m in this totally different chapter of my life, and there are a lot of aspects of small-Missouri-town that I don’t particularly care to relive.  But damn, after watching that trailer I really miss it.

hobbitdragon:

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

hobbitdragon:

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

I feel like I’m slowly but surely becoming more socially inept, and I’m not sure what to do about it.  Like, I’ll be having a conversation with a group and then find out later that I was coming off as catty or snarky when I wasn’t meaning to.  Or when I’m trying to explain something or answer questions under any sort of duress I start stuttering and have a hard time finishing my thoughts.

I’m not sure what to make of this, but I need to come up with SOME sort of strategy, since I’m actively looking for a job and want to avoid looking like an incoherent arse at interviews.

1. I don’t like folding laundry or talking about my emotions. I’m likely to leave both scattered all over.
2. I’m not much for cooking but there will always be coffee.
3. I’ll wear anything of yours with sleeves. I love when they’re long enough to wrap around my hands.
4. Sometimes the world is too harsh, too big. It’s hard to leave the house on days like those.
5. When I was sick as a kid my mom would run a bath for me and wash my hair. It was always so soothing. Maybe you could do that every once in a while.
6. I find it difficult to finish most things. My room is home to countless journals of incomplete thoughts.
7. I won’t love you any less in December. I think my heart just wasn’t meant for the cold.
8. I never truly know why I’m crying so don’t bother to ask, simply be there.
9. There’s whiskey in the medicine cabinet.
10. If things get terribly bad, please don’t give up. Get me in the car and drive to the sea. The waves beneath my toes will wake me up and I’ll be yours again.

Things to know before promising you’ll stay. (via seabelle)

Spot on with #4, 6, 7 and 8. Whoosh.

(via englishistheartofbullshit)

rokuthecat:

The Scream - Der Schrei by black_galaxy A BSH-Cat BKH,BSH,Britisch Kurzhaar,British Shorthair,Cat,Chocolate,Katze

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

rokuthecat:

The Scream - Der Schrei by black_galaxy
A BSH-Cat
BKH,BSH,Britisch Kurzhaar,British Shorthair,Cat,Chocolate,Katze

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

(via kittehkats)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

Today is the day I reblog a lot of cats doing cute shit, apparently.

(via seananmcguire)

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is -concerned- about this fucking penguin

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I reblogged this or not but I’m reblogging it now

image

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m gonna do it again because this kitten reminds me of the foofy kitten that took up residence in our garage the last summer we were in the old house.  I named her Thing.

(via goforturtles)

brightness:

night vale is one of those things you gotta pay constant attention to because if you zone out for one fucking second you are lost in the pacific with no life boat and you have a better chance of turning into jesus and walking on the water to shore than understanding what the fuck cecil is talking about

Which is interesting because when it first started it was almost entirely a monster-of-the-week show.  Like, there were a few things that connected between episodes, but those usually weren’t too relevant to the overall plot of the episode, so you could totally play someone an episode out of context and they wouldn’t be confused.  Or at least, no more than the general confusion most people encounter upon first listening to Night Vale.

And then we meet StrexCorp and shit gets real.

(via oh-cecil-oh)

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

WHAT BRAND IS THIS?  Reverse image search is being no help whatsoever since it just gives me a fuckton of Tumblrs and Pinterest boards.

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:

I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

WHAT BRAND IS THIS?  Reverse image search is being no help whatsoever since it just gives me a fuckton of Tumblrs and Pinterest boards.

(via thefemme-menace)

handaxe:

hangthemortician:

loppett:

i don’t trust people who are super into “proper grammar” and “correct punctuation” because what lies just beyond that smug superiority is some sinister classism that gets acutely racist in a red hot minute, so for similar reasons I’m instantly wary of anyone who takes great pride in their love of “logic” and “intellect” 

Most people love proper grammar and punctuation are people who are…

English majors?
Writers and authors?
Journalists?
The people who make textbooks.
TEACHERS?

Appreciating literacy, punctuation and grammar is important, and doesn’t mean racism or discrimination.
I don’t even know where that mindset came from, but it’s utter confusion.

You’ve been taught since Kindergarten to use periods, commas, apostrophes and the difference between your and you’re. They’re important, especially when writing essays in college and high school and filling out resumes and job applications.

Nowhere down the road did proper grammar and punctuation ever amount to discrimination. Those are two things that should not be pigeon-holed with each other EVER.

It’s only those people who are like “you missed a comma, you’re r***rded” are the ones who are smug. Not the entire population of people who use good grammar, punctuation and spelling.

this was tagged “why do people not appreciate good english anymore”

uh, maybe because speaking english is not the be-all, end-all indicator of intelligence? maaaaaybe bc english isn’t someone’s first language?

Yyyeah, I was an English major.  And I won’t lie, I used to think like this.  But honestly, all it takes is one decent linguistics class to make the point that language is fluid, changing constantly, and therefore the idea of having “standard” English be the goal for which everyone should strive is pretty pointless at best.

"Nowhere down the road did proper grammar and punctuation ever amount to discrimination."  Oh, really?  Then why is it that when Black people talk in a way other people consider "proper", they so often get told they "sound white"?  Or that the go-to indicator of lack of intelligence in media is a redneck drawl?

Also, nowhere did the OP say that anyone who uses “proper” language elements is a smug asshole, although that may well be true to some extent or another.  They were talking about those people who are vocally proud of their own language/grammar skills, feel superior for that reason, and hold others to that same standard.

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